Our first shoe was tested by active hiker and nature enthusiast, Barry Dunleavy. Barry spent the afternoon hiking the trails in these black cross trainers. The afternoon was hot, but Barry’s feet were mostly cool and dry. “The right one’s a little moist, but the left one is always dry…. ever since my tour in Vietnam,” said 75 year old Dunleavy. Our expert advice is that these sneakers are perfect for the summer time. They can outfit the most active athletes while still being cool and stylish enough to wear to the company picnic!
Our next sneaker is for the more extreme athletes. They can withstand the wear and tear of the most brutal sports. The constant running of soccer was the test Juan Pablo had in mind when trying these out. “They offer more stability than the milk cartons I’m used to playing in!” said Juan as he took the field. We put the sneakers to the challenge and concluded that these sneakers offered the most durability, however we had to tie them extra tight to keep them from flying off Juan’s little metal foot when he kicked the ball. Overall though, these sneakers were perfect for a day on the field.
We saved the best for last. Out of all the sneakers we tested, these low top trainers surpassed all others with flying colors! They offered comfort, style and performance no matter what the conditions. Whether just lounging around, or walking miles to deliver the Olympic torch, these trainers did it all with ease! The aerodynamic molding and air filled soles create a lightweight sneaker that when combined with lightweight legs make walking a breeze!Well, that wraps it up for this week’s installment of The Sneaker Critique. Make sure to check back next week when we’ll be discussing the latest trends in velcro laces and the death of the pump sneakers. Take care everyone and keep those Nike’s clean!
10 comments:
We must have read different articles because this was horrible. It was slightly better than the napping entry, which makes it a shinier turd.
I laughed at the first picture.
I was just browsing, and came across this blog. At first I thought a blog critiquing sneakers was about the lamest thing I have ever read, but then I looked at the ridiculously chosen pictures and it brought on a very sick laughter.
I'm emailing this blog to a couple of my friends, and hopefully they remain my friends!
Cheers!
I was linked to here by a farker's photoshop blog.
The photoshoptor doctor
Next, can u make fun of someone who's homeless AND an amputee? That would be really funny.
I hope someone in your family becomes an amputee or becomes homeless. See how funny it is then.
I don't know what's worse, poking fun at serious handicaps or hardships, or wishing those things on someone else.
I don't know what's worse, poking fun at serious handicaps or hardships, or wishing those things on someone else.
Poking fun at handicaps is way worse. No contest.
Boner is too chickenshit to write a new post. How sad.
BWAK BWAK BWAK!
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